Rest easy, IRS, I will not be putting my tax skills to use.
Instead, I have chosen to join the Weight Watchers team. I joined WW, as a member in 2006, right after Mr. Yoy and I got married. It was the perfect storm of leaving my 20s, being newlyweds, and just not giving any sh*ts about my food choices.
My pants snugged up real quick and I realized my metabolism wasn't able to burn through a bottle of riesling and a bag of candy corn like it did in my 20s. Willy's burritos and chips 3x/week, while very delicious, is not the model of healthy eating.
I originally joined an At Work meeting at SunTrust and dropped 20 lbs in about five months. I looked way better than I did at my wedding. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS EARLIER?
I reached my goal weight, became a Lifetime member, and have religiously attended meetings wit…