We spent Christmas Eve at the club pool. The boys enjoy swimming, but more importantly, they enjoy the free ice cream.
After lunch we swung by the ice cream cart where a nice employee was handing out the goods to all the children.
She smiled at my wet, food-crusted children.
DO YOU KNOW WHO IS COMING TO YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT?
Ah, sh*t here we go again.
Big E thought about it for a second.
NO ONE IS COMING TO OUR HOUSE TONIGHT. WE ARE HAVING DINNER AT MY AUNT AND UNCLE'S.
I was hoping that would be the end. But this poor lady was mining for some Christmas excitement from my kids and all she was going to get was a lump of coal.
WELL ARE YOU EXCITED FOR TOMORROW?
She came in from a different angle.
I made the slash throat signal to her and mouthed "we're Jewish".
Big E launched into his well-rehearsed Jewish spiel. When he was finished with her she eked out a happy…