MOM, THIS IS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS!
Many thoughts raced through my brain.
1) HE'S SO TIRED, HE THINKS HIS BEDROOM IS DISNEY WORLD.
2) HE'S ABOUT TO CHANNEL HIS INNER DAVID COPPERFIELD AND PERFORM AN INSANE MAGIC TRICK THAT WILL LEAVE ME SPEECHLESS FOR DAYS.
3) HE'S MORPHING INTO THAT CHEESY, AWKWARD GUY FROM COLLEGE WHO SPEWS OUT CRAPPY PICK-UP LINES.
As I suppressed the urge to laugh/vomit, I asked him to explain his grand statement.
He then launched into a monologue about his magic powers and did some weird super hero move.
I love this kid.