Saturday, May 17, 2014

Big E: That Booty DOES Need Explaining

My kids are all about some pop radio.  As am I.  So we jam along in the car to a variety of today's hits.  Now I sound like a DJ.

Today we were driving around when Jason Derulo's Talk Dirty to Me came on.

MOM, IS THE NAME OF THIS SONG TALK THIRTY-TWO? (say it aloud)

Oy.  Big E is really listening to the lyrics and trying to find a deeper meaning.

UM, YES.

I wasn't about to try and discuss the meaning of this provocative song.  I quickly changed the station.

DOES HE NAME HIS TALKS WITH PEOPLE?  FIRST IT WAS TALK ONE, THEN TALK TWO, THEN TALK THREE?

I bit my lip and tried to suppress a laugh.  My body was shaking with giggles.

YEP, HE NAMES HIS TALKS!  YOU GOT IT!

Lawdy.  Have I been relegated to Kidz Bop only in the car?

Please say no.

You can find me here, in hell.

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