Big E: In Need of Some Bubble Wrap
He came running into our bedroom silent crying. Finally, I was able to extract from him the details of his story.
It was pitch black so I couldn't tell if he was bleeding. And there was no way in hell I was turning the light on. So we did what good parents do, we used the light from our cell phones to determine the extent of Big E's injury.
It was a shot to his eyelid. And it was bleeding. I patted it a few times with a kleenex and assured Big E he was fine. Just call me Dr. Yoy.
Only in the morning light did I notice the swelling and light bruise.
WHO BROUGHT POST-FIGHT MIKE TYSON TO DISNEY WORLD?
Oh, that would be the Yoys.
Sigh. There goes our family pictures.