Oops, I Did It Again!

Me and Britney.  Making the same mistakes over and over and over.  It is so getting old.

About a month ago, I took the big red bus to the body shop to fix a boo-boo I had done back in August.  The lease is up in a few months, and I needed to make the van all purdy again.

The van was due for an end of lease inspection on Monday.  I was going to proudly show off my newly fixed up vehicle.  See?  No dents or scratches on the back right side.  It's just like new!

Except now it isn't.  Because I ran into a giant boulder at the exit to Little E's school and took out the exact same spot.  It was not my proudest parenting moment.  I put together a healthy string of expletives and once home, threw a water bottle against the wall, which exploded all over me.  Little E just watched in horror.

Here's the reality.  I love the hell out of my van, but I cannot pilot it for sh*t.

Maybe Mr. Yoy wouldn't be upset if this were my first, or even second offense. But it is my third.

I ran into a pole at the Piedmont Hospital parking deck when the van was just a baby.  A mere three months old.  In the same spot.

In my mind, I'm driving a Smart Car, but in real life it might as well be the size of a Hummer.  And this creates many problems for me.

I have to give props to Mr. Yoy for remaining calm and not yelling.  I would have yelled at me.

So it's back to the body shop I go.  I wonder if they give bulk discounts.  Like Costco.



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