Mom Brag

I would like to announce that for the first time ever, Big E ate his baked chicken tonight without crying or gagging or vomiting or dying.

He just ate it.  He didn't even bother drowning it in the ketchup I provided to help get it down.

I'm not sure this will ever happen again in my lifetime, so I wanted to take this moment to document it.

CHICKEN, AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN?! - Big E.

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