My kids aren't even drinking beer and stuffing their faces with nachos.
They are stone cold sober. And three and four years old.
No amount of bleach and the thrice-weekly washing of their bathmat keeps the lingering smell of urine at bay. It mocks me.
I'm thinking I need to install a drain in the floor, tile the walls and ceiling, and power wash that room every evening after I put them to bed.
Any suggestions? Besides requiring them to use the grass in the backyard.
I even used them all together. I either singed all my nose hair or I finally (temporarily) got rid of the smell.