Saturday, September 15, 2012

Little E: Taking Credit For Others' Hard Work

Like other members of our fabulous, male-dominated family, Little E is never short on gas.

Not the $3.79/gallon type, but the type that clears rooms.

At first I would ask Little E if that was him making all that noise.

He'd look at me and smile.

ME!

And he always owned up to it.  He was proud.

But then things took a turn towards weird.

I've noticed recently that anytime anyone within earshot passes gas, Little E is the first to claim it.

ME!

ME!

ME!

Then it hit me.

For the rest of eternity, we now have the ability to pass gas anytime, anywhere, as long as Little E is close by.

Where we once blamed everything on Poodle Yoy, we will now have a more willing blame participant.  I mean, he actually admits to it.

Yes!

Bring on the Varsity hot dogs!
We actually own this book.  Shocking, I know.

2 comments:

  1. This is hilarious. Wish one of my boys did that...oh, not that I need someone for that...I don't *ahem* do that. haha.

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  2. It really is such a useful trait. He must be making up for all the barfing he did as a baby.

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