Dick the Bruiser
For fun, I pulled out Big E's six month stats. He weighed 17 pounds, 2 ounces. Two pounds may not seem like a lot, but when you are only 2 feet tall, it makes a world of difference. To add insult to injury, Big E was a half an inch longer than Little E.
Poor Little E.
My mind wandered ahead 25 years. What kind of job would Little E be good at if he ends up with his current physique? (think bowling ball)
By the way, my biceps are rocking. Try carrying around nineteen pounds plus the weight of the carrier all the time. I can just see the workout craze now... forget the shake weight!