Roughhousing with Mr. Yoy
If this is the case, my kids are going to be the most confident, resilient, fast-thinking, problem-solving children on the planet.
The next time Mr. Yoy is tossing up Big E dangerously close to the ceiling fan or hanging him from his ankles and tic-tocking him back and forth like a grandfather clock, I'm going to take a deep breath and walk away.
I will suppress the following words:
You are going to decapitate Big E!
He is going to vomit all over the place!
At least I will try to.