Big E's apology to Uncle Yoy

Even though these words didn't actually escape his lips, I know deep down, he truly wanted to say them and completely mean them.

I'M SORRY I THREW THAT GOLF BALL IN YOUR FACE FROM POINT BLANK RANGE.

I'M SORRY I THEN CRIED ABOUT IT FOR 30 MINUTES AFTERWARDS INSTEAD OF APOLOGIZING IMMEDIATELY AND POSSIBLY OFFERING UP AN ICEPACK.

I HOPE YOU STILL LOVE ME.

Signed,
Big E
Big E's weapon of mass destruction.

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