Did I sign up for this?
I scooped him up and started trying to console him. He looked me right in the face and at a distance of about three inches took a deep breath and coughed his semi-eaten pretzel chips right into my face. Ugh.
I feel like I am on the parental version of the TV show Fear Factor. The stuff I have endured in the past two years is unimaginable.
The only thing left to do is eat some live bugs. Bring it on, Joe Rogan!