My million dollar idea
I took they Yoys to a less populated upstairs area to eat lunch. Big E ran wild with his friend, Lady P, while Little E crawled around.
Then it dawned on me. Why bother taking them to the art museum, zoo, aquarium, etc?
I need to buy a giant warehouse. Carpet it, add some lights, a water fountain, comfortable seating for the moms, and a bathroom and we are in business.
The kids don't really care where we take them, as long as there is a giant carpeted space for them to run around.
Forget Kangazoom, Monkey Joe's, or any other of those bouncy house, climby places. They are teeming with germs, anyway.
Come to my giant carpeted warehouse and let your kid run until they drop.
How did I not think of this sooner?