The Yoys: Recreating The Titanic
I drew a hot and steamy bath for them after school. It is pretty cold out, so I made it extra hot and steamy.
They jumped in around 2:15.
Thirty minutes in, I began planting the seed that bath time was soon to be over.
The Yoys had other ideas.
They were playing and laughing and having a great time. I let them be.
I stuck my hand in the water around 3 to check the temperature. It wasn't even lukewarm. It was bordering on cold.
I'm pretty sure I saw an iceberg or two form between the floating boats and balls and cups.
I finally convinced them to evacuate the tub a little after 3. This has to be some sort of tub time world record. Maybe I should call the good folks at Guinness?
Who spends that long in the water, anyway? Especially without reinforcing the water temperature with some hot, hot water and maybe a glass of wine and a good book?
I no longer had two sons. I had two prunes.