As much as I'm dreading the process, I decided to try potty training again.
We are in lock down mode. Big E is wearing his undies. Let me correct myself. Big E is wearing his 4th pair of undies since I took him out of his crib around 8 this morning.
In case you don't have a clock nearby, it is 11:45. And in case you don't have a calculator nearby, that is an average of about a pair of undies an hour.
I have cleaned up three giant floods so far.
Big E has made a few drips in his little potty, but for the most part he still hasn't grasped the concept of using the toilet.
I WANT MY DIAPER! I WANT MY DIAPER! I WANT MY DIAPER!
Currently, he is sitting on his potty in front of the TV, like every man's dream.
I am pumping him full of juice tinted water.
What I need to be doing is pumping myself full of chardonnay. That'll be later, I'm sure of it.
I just checked his potty and it was actually full of pee.
Yay! M&Ms for everyone, including Mrs. Yoy.
Keep us in your thoughts today. I'll keep you posted on our progress.
Watching Toy Story 3 for the second time today.