Big E: A piece of...
I'm not. I love that kid and I would never utter those words about him. Unless he deserved it.
YOU'RE A PIECE OF _______!
That's his new catch phrase.
Care to guess how the sentence ends?
The first time he said it to me I had one hand on the soap in anticipation of our first mouth wash out. But he went a totally different way with it.
It's not very scandalous and really a tad weird.
The answer is PLASTIC.
YOU'RE A PIECE OF PLASTIC.
I have no worldly idea where he picked that up. I'm just grateful he didn't call me the word that rhymes with pit.