I'm not. I love that kid and I would never utter those words about him. Unless he deserved it.
YOU'RE A PIECE OF _______!
That's his new catch phrase.
Care to guess how the sentence ends?
The first time he said it to me I had one hand on the soap in anticipation of our first mouth wash out. But he went a totally different way with it.
It's not very scandalous and really a tad weird.
The answer is PLASTIC.
YOU'RE A PIECE OF PLASTIC.
I have no worldly idea where he picked that up. I'm just grateful he didn't call me the word that rhymes with pit.
There were so many better answers than plastic. Like pie, for example.