I have figured out that he will eat anything with ketchup on it.
Tomatoes? Seems like overkill, but CHECK!
I'm pretty sure if I presented him with a heaping plate of dog poop with a side of ketchup, he'd at least try to eat it.
So how can I hate ketchup? The gateway food for proteins and veggies, food that Big E may not eat otherwise.
I'll tell you why.
This sh*t gets everywhere. After dinner tonight Big E stood up and had what appeared to be a bullet hole in his shorts hovering near his left thigh.
I thought, did I miss when the sniper came through the kitchen and shot up my kid?
He didn't appear to be injured, so I chalked it up to ketchup.
Good thing I just bought a giant bottle of OxiClean Laundry Stain Remover (Mrs. Yoy not being paid to advertise this, but would gladly do it).
I almost bought this shirt for Big E when we were in New Orleans. For whatever reason, these shirts were everywhere.