I will tell you.
It is an Unidentified Diaper Object. You're intrigued, I know.
Little E had a dirty diaper. I picked up that sack of potatoes and carried him up to his changing table. I don't normally excavate his BMs, but I noticed something blue.
Was it a crayon? He is hot for crayons. Nope, not a crayon.
I pulled it out and wiped it down. It was a square piece of blue plastic the size of a quarter. My best guess was a toy car door.
I took a picture to send to a lucky few, but I'll spare you the details.
I have a few comments about this incident:
1) I'm so thankful that Little E didn't choke while eating the blue plastic UDO.
2) When did he eat the UDO? I normally don't leave him unattended to devour plastic pieces as he chooses.
3) I wonder if this hurt as it made its way through his system.
4) I wonder if it did any damage to his intestines, stomach, bowels, etc.
The whole thing really scared me and I'm going to be more mindful of allowing Big E to have the big boy toys out if they have little pieces.
Maybe my next blog should be: What won't Little E eat? Clearly he doesn't limit himself to digestible items.
If only Little E could read.